Monthly Archives: March 2014

“Congratulations on Your Divorce”šŸ·RHONY Season 6 Episode 3 Recap

From one coast to the other as we return to New York and the pink alcove with the ratty-looking sofa where Aviva and Radzi are going at it. After angrily observing that Aviva has “never had a job outside the … Continue reading

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“You Have a Publicist? Why?”šŸ·RHOBH Season 4 Reunion Episode 2 Recap

Part Deux of the three-part RHOBH reunion; usually the softest spot in the arc, but we’ll see what we can make of it all, won’t we? Mr. Andy picks up with a discussion of the ‘Wives diet and exercise habits, … Continue reading

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AvivasectionšŸ·RHONY Season 6 Episode 2 Recap

Much like this BookGate crisis is in no way going to close out anytime soon, this recap just keeps on going and going. I have been working on this for six days. Maybe today’s the day? We open in a … Continue reading

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I’d Hate To Be Married To YoušŸ·RHOBH Season 4 Reunion Part 1 Recap

Where the hell are we? Marie and Hank Schrader’s fantasy ballroom? Christ, the purple! And the lighting is appalling and totally inconsistent. Kyle is gonna regret that sparkle spackle on her eyelids when it melts off and scorches her retinas. … Continue reading

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I Get So Ramotional BabyšŸ·RHONY Season 6 Episode 1 Recap

OK, wait: is this real? Oh no they DI-INT! Also, jumpsuits must be back in a bigger way than I realized. So it’s time, people. Crept up on me like a ninja, this premiere. And now RHOC is accelerating down … Continue reading

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Lisa Vanderpump and the Chamber of BitchesšŸ·RHOBH Season 4 Finale

We began with a Chamber of Commerce “party”, we’re wrapping it up with the customary cast party masquerading as another one. More than a whiff of desperation is in the air here. This time, we’re poolside at the Beverly Hills … Continue reading

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M&M CookiesšŸ“What’s For Dessert Wednesday

Today begins Lent. I do not personally give anything up for Lent as I was not raised doing so, but I do try to be a little more conscious of what I am giving out into the world, at least … Continue reading

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See Ya, Suckas!šŸ·RHOBH Season 4 Episode 17 Recap

As I mentioned on Facebook yesterday, Mr. Andy’s bold decision to move the Housewives up an hour (which he seems to do about this time every year, maybe even every season) means they move an hourĀ later for me. Apparently Craptastic … Continue reading

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Children Are From Mars, Mothers Are From VenusšŸŽSchool Stuff

Like all moms except the rare sainted one among us, I would like to yell less. Just this morning it was a hot topic on theĀ Today show. I would even more like for my children to give me less reason … Continue reading

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