Monthly Archives: December 2014

“That CBS Smell” 🍷 RHOBH Season 5 Episode 5 Recap

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s Mo Umansky attempting to waterski! And not really very well, but at least marginally better than Yo mounted on her bagel. Back on the boat, Yo is fretting in her Baywatch suit and … Continue reading

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“I Only Want To Boss Around Cool People” 🍷 Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 7 Recap

We pick up where we left off in the 2’s apartment, where Stassi, K2, and one of the anonymous brunettes are gnashing their teeth over T2 smooching some random two years ago, when who pops through the door but T2 … Continue reading

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“You’re a Dirty Little Wink” 🍷 Project Runway All-Stars Season 4 Episode 6 Recap

I spent last weekend “coaching” my kid’s LEGO robotics team at the FIRST LEGO League regional tournament, so my PRAS recapping duties suffered. The giant albino guy got sent home after a terribly disappointing London challenge. Disappointing because I love … Continue reading

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“I Don’t Have a Family-Friendly Side” 🍷 RHOBH Season 5 Episode 4 Recap

You guys, Kyle is SO EXCITED to go yachting in Spain! So excited, in fact, that she stops by sister Kimmy’s craphouse to lord it over her and feign interest in the wedding attire. It seems that despite Kathy Hilton’s … Continue reading

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Come Together, Not Literally 🍷 Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 6 Recap

Maybe it’s generational, maybe it’s geography, probably it’s both, but man, these people are freaks. Stassi bursts into K2 and Tom2’s apartment to find K2 flat-ironing HIS hair for reasons that go somewhat ill-explained. They take a break from the … Continue reading

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“I Get High Off Anything and Everything” 🍷 RHOBH Season 5 Episode 3 Recap

I am aware I missed last week’s recap altogether; there was a frenzy of Thanksgiving and musical beds in my house at the time, and frankly, nothing happened. Yo and Genius Husband David Foster ate chicken in their underpants; The … Continue reading

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The Curious Case of the Motorboated Crotch 🍷 Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 5 Recap

Last night was one of those perplexing Pump Rules episodes (well, any reality TV, for that matter) where I can’t figure out whether the whole storyline was nonsense upon nonsense, or whether I had too much wine. (In the lead-in … Continue reading

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