Monthly Archives: January 2015

“How About a Little Neosporin?” 🍷 RHOBH Season 5 Episode 11 Recap

A couple of times a week, I work out with a group of people including one man, Lou, who is 62 and does not understand what is going on with this show. I have to share his bewilderment because we … Continue reading

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“Like She’s The Pope Or Something” 🍷 Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 13 Recap

Last night I went to bed at 8:30 rather than stay up till 11 watching PumpRules, and instead got up at 5:45 to watch fresh as a daisy. I have done this before, and as ridiculous as it is to … Continue reading

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“Norman Bates Chic” 🍷 RHOBH Season 5 Episode 10 Recap

Apparently the Umanskys have left Arizona, because Kyle is back in the great state of California and has arrived at Eileen’s Malibu residence either onboard or alongside a short, fat bus. Eileen comes out in what truly has to be … Continue reading

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“Not Even Taylor Swift” 🍷 Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 12 Recap

As life can’t be all penis straws and Champale, it’s back to SURreality for the PumpRules kids. And this is seriously elevating Lady Hitler’s stress levels, because as much as she talks being over it, she can’t quit any of … Continue reading

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Mopsy Bears Down 🍷 RHOBH Season 5 Episode 9 Recap

Greetings from Sonoma County! I’m off on a girls’ weekend, and despite my efforts to write this up on the plane the wifi was not cooperating so writing happened, posting did not. So after a full day at the Japanese … Continue reading

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“It’s All Unicorns and Penis Straws” 🍷 Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 11 Recap

It’s my worst blogging nightmare: I wrote a whole post, then in trying to get my photos into it lost the entire damn thing. I cannot start over. I cannot face it. Therefore, I will present a condensed visual summary … Continue reading

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“She’s Going To Slap Me Next Time” 🍷 RHOBH Season 5 Episode 8 Recap

Back to BH, friends! I caught a little bit of the end of the last episode before things got started tonight, to which Mr. Little Mama and I offer the following observations: (Him): “Mr. Lisa wears the tightest little pants.” … Continue reading

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“Shoot! My Flat-Iron!” 🍷 Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 10 Recap

Happy new year, people! And thank you for indulging me (and Mr. Little Mama) with a little bloggy break over the holidays. I didn’t even keep up with all the shows; instead, we got very engrossed in Damages. Have you … Continue reading

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