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That’s IT! 💎 Announcing the RHOBH Strike

Another season of Housewives, another abandonment on my part. The only guilt I feel is for letting you all down. But come ON, people: have any of us been enjoying this? Three weeks later and I am still jacked up … Continue reading

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 “Muu Muu Converted” 💎 RHOBH Season 6 Episode 17 Recap

After months of inconsistency, you are about to receive a reasonably timely RHOBH recap, thanks to this:   Please ignore the mess. I sprained my knee in a freak night-terror incident the other day, so I’ll be on hiatus from regular … Continue reading

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“We Should Be Honest About That” 💎 RHOBH Season 6 Episode 16 Recap

As we continue to experience Much Ado About Lyme Disease, our fearless journeywoman Yo FaceTimes her favorite child, the lovely Gigi, to check in on her most recent modeling experience. Who is this tiny person escorting Yo down the aisle … Continue reading

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“That Orangutan” 💎 RHOBH Season 6 Episode 10 Recap

After a goodly amount of time spent raising much-needed cash for my kids’ schools the last week plus, I’m back to wasting brain cells on the trivial issues of a bunch of humorless, overindulged nitwits on the west coast. Last … Continue reading

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“I Just Came For The Hero Dogs” 💎 RHOBH Season 6 Episode 8 Recap

Still on our Hamptons road trip, and it’s time to visit Kyle’s “pop-up” store, via which she is going to see whether a NYC outpost of Kaftans R’ Us is a realistic possibility. I don’t think she needed to go … Continue reading

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“Here’s to Soft Porn” 💎 RHOBH Season 6 Episode 7 Recap

Back to the Hamptons with most of our ‘Wives, where they are giving up on the lame Bella launch party in favor of dinner, like these gals eat. Not eating tonight, either; no, we will be sniping, specifically with Lady Pump … Continue reading

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Raisins with Pancakes 💎 RHOBH Season 6 Episode 6 Recap

Another Housewives trip, this time to the Hamptons, which means the obligatory packing scene so we can check out the closets. And Kyle’s having some problems; (a) she wants to wear a pink dress to a white party, and (b) … Continue reading

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Of Mini-Horses and Munchausen 💎 RHOBH Season 6 Episodes 4 and 5 Recap

Mr. Little Mama took the boys to the farthest corner of across town to see Star Wars in IMAX, which means I am ALONE IN THE HOUSE for the first time in two weeks! Ohmiword. The possibilities are endless, but first … Continue reading

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“Did You Want a Little Horse?” 💎 RHOBH Season 6 Episode 3 Recap

Busy week, kids! It seems so very long ago that Lady Pump and Kyle were traipsing around Italy, but here they are shopping in Florence. Lady Pump is wearing some highly impractical 6″ platform espadrilles, and Kyle is wearing this: … Continue reading

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“She Loves Muumuus” 💎 RHOBH Season 6 Episode 2 Recap

It’s the Saturday before the Umanskys are set to jet to Europe to yacht around the Mediterranean as a family followed by side trips to Tuscany with the Pumps and London for Nicky Hilton’s wedding, and Rumbly Mauricio is super … Continue reading

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