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Giudelusion 🍷 WWHL One-on-One with Teresa and Joe

Wow. Just, wow. If you didn’t catch Teresa and Juicy Joe on last night’s dramatic sit-down with Mr. Andy I am not here to tell you you missed a whole lot. It was pretty much what you expected, and yet … Continue reading

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Kannoli Konfidence 🍷 RHONJ Season 5, Episode 16 Recap

Spa time’s over, people, and we’re back in Joisey visiting the new “Skinny Italian” product showroom with the Juicys – and Juicy’s driving again! Authorities, please take note! These people have no shame whatsoever. Anyway, Tre’s now got a line … Continue reading

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Skanky With A Fringe On Top 🍷 RHONJ Season 5 Episode 15 Recap

I like things in threes, don’t you? And this Miraval experience is wrapping up tidily in a third episode, whether Mel likes all this therapy or not. We start with a preview of a wineglass-flinging explosion from Gorilla Joe, before … Continue reading

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It’s Not About The Horse, It’s About ME 🍷 RHONJ Season 5, Episode 14 Recap

Happy Labor Day, y’all! I hope you are rested and relaxed like you’ve had a nice spa vacation. So far I have changed two beds and washed two dogs and it’s only 10:30. Speaking of spa time, those crazy Italian … Continue reading

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A Sparkly Chuckalina Takes Tucson 🍷 RHONJ Season 5, Episode 13 Recap

Happy Monday! We’ve been back to school for a few weeks but I know this is the first day for a lot of people and the general world vibe is one of fresh start. And so it is for the … Continue reading

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Milania Grows A Pair – RHONJ Season 5, Episode 12 Recap

Another week of more of the same in New Joisey. I’m bored. It’s winter, you guys, and I’m feeling a little thrown by the snow on the ground while it’s almost 110 outside where I am. Tre’s arriving at Villa … Continue reading

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It’s a Cancer Hang 🍷 RHONJ Season 5, Episode 11 Recap

So I haven’t watched RHONJ for a few weeks and I don’t feel like I’ve missed much. A few punches, a number of circular arguments, what’s new? We pick up with Tre and Jacq wrapping up their sit down while … Continue reading

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“She’s Not The Only Moron In This World” 🍷 RHONJ Season 5, Episode 7 Recap

Friends, I’m not gonna lie: I am experiencing Gorgafatigue. (Teresa was born a Gorga so she’s a part of it – don’t think I’m taking sides. Even though I am.) Last night I just could not take it so after … Continue reading

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“That Means She’s Having a Baby?!” 🍷 RHONJ Season 5 Episode 6 Recap

Hope you had a great holiday weekend! The 4th isn’t quite the same in the desert as it is in middle America; for one thing, fireworks are sparse and really in poor taste. I wasn’t feeling so great on the … Continue reading

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“He’s Got Dat Napoleon Thing” 🍷 RHONJ Season 5 Episode 5 Recap

I’m not going to lie, it’s taken me basically all day to face this task. Was this the lamest episode of any Housewives franchise ever? Compared to the excitement at the Rancho last night it slacks hard. First we had … Continue reading

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