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“Money Can Buy You Ass” – RHONY Season 5 Reunion Part 2 Recap

And so the RHONY season ends with a giant pffffffffffffttttttttttt…. and not a lot of news this week, either: * Photos of Adrienne Maloof’s bruised back have made their way onto the intertubes, courtesy of her personal chef, Bernie the … Continue reading

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“It’s Not Vogue, Honey.” – RHONY Season 5 Reunion, Part 1

I’m back from Cabo rested and ready to take on these broads for two final times. (My apologies for no recap last week – no Bravo in Mexico! And my further apologies for the delay, but when I went to … Continue reading

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“You Drive Me To Diarrhea.” – RHONY Season 10, Episode 17 Recap

We’re almost at the end! I had no idea it was so close. And I am sorry to tell you this, but you are going to have to wait for my take on next week’s finale, because The Mister and … Continue reading

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“My Daughter Thinks I May Be Breaking the NYC Health Code.” – RHONY Season 10, Episode 16 Recap

Aviva, Aviva, Aviva. It was All About Aviva last night on RHONY – bluuuuuuhhhhhhhrd. Let’s talk about some actually interesting stuff before we rehash all that, shall we?: * A “source” is telling Us Weekly that Alexass is leaving RHOC … Continue reading

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“It’s Overweight Old Ladies Gone Wild. It’s Going Viral!” – RHONY Season 10, Episode 15 Recap

Our title comes from one of the better quotes of the evening, and one of the only ones not to include a profanity or otherwise dirty word, which pretty much says all there is to say about tonight’s episode. These … Continue reading

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“I Passed Gas Here So You Better Move Over There” – RHONY Season 5, Episode 14 Recap

Happy post-Labor Day to you! I hope you had a very relaxing and fun-filled weekend. Ours wasn’t exactly relaxing, but it was fun-filled: six adults, seven kids, and three dogs for a backyard campout. We had to drain the hot … Continue reading

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“Squirt Me Some Of That” – RHONY Season 5, Episode 13 Recap

After a full hour of Juicy Joe’s post-nursing nipples on Sunday (his moobs look just like my female pug’s tummy, who was rescued from a puppy mill considerably worse for wear, except she has eight nipples and he thankfully only … Continue reading

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“I Don’t Need Mario To Fight My Bottles” – RHONY Season 5, Episode 12 Recap

Hi ho, hi ho! Hope your summer is winding up nicely. Here’s the news: * This week’s biggest news is actually about a real housewife, not a Real Housewife: if you follow RH blogs you may have heard of LynnNChicago, … Continue reading

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“It’s Called a Clitoris Iguana” – RHONY Season 5, Episode 11 Recap

Howdy ho, my friends! Are we all experiencing an Olympic hangover? I was really loving the Olympics until my friend Bernard Lagat was punched in the back twice during the 5000m on Saturday, followed by a tripping that required stitches. … Continue reading

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“I Want to Fork You In the Ham” – RHONY Season 5, Episode 10 recap

Well, we all know that’s not really what the guy with the megaphone said, but I can’t be using dirty words in a post title, now can I? We’ll get to the best part later. But first, the news. The … Continue reading

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